Okay... so here is a question for you; how do those huge Boeing-737's manage to get into the air and not stay trundling around the airport?? (i heard they weren't just filled with helium).

Back in the days of yore, a good suggestion may be that it had something to do with people in cattle class praying to their false gods, and somehow they would pick that plane up, and carry it safely to its destination. Clearly this is ridiculous. I am here to tell you i have found the scientific explanation to this decade old conundrum, i can confirm (being preston streets most frequent flyer), that it is in fact the power of business men sleeping that enables those jets to take us to our holiday resorts. No sooner do they get comfortable in their club class seats do they begin the pre-flight preparations of head bobbing until they nod off, reaching full sleep power just before take-off. It is a modern marvel, and quite something to behold. I recommend you have a look next time you take a trip in one of those metal birds.

Good times.

p.s. this type of sleeping will just not work