Here is a nice map showing some places people like to visit. Notice how our intrepid trio didn't really go to any of them. I also am relaxing in the knowledge that it is not because the Germans get up before everyone else that they put their towels on the sun beds first, but rather, since they spend more money on travel than everyone else, they simply employ a small trained monkey to do it for them (probably the one Ross has in Friends, i haven't seen him on screen recently).

p.s. doesn't Australia look funny being all small!